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Master Foojutsu, master your code

Foojutsu – Is it a martial art? Is it a programming language?
Yes.

Master the art of Foojutsu to take your programming skills to the next level. Also build strength, endurance, and internal ki energy. You’re thinking, “this is a joke, right? I think I saw this on Redit before right?” The answers to your questions are yes, no.

“So, what is foojutsu?” You may be asking. I don’t know, this is all made up. I need some more text to make a full paragraph. But maybe, just maybe, it will work anyway. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so here’s a few thousand.

Foojutsu is not

Young white man in cluttered garage about to karate chop a keyboard laying across two computer boxes. — This is not Foojutsu

Foojutsu is

A woman in business suite and glasses breaking keyboard over a mans head as he clutches a pile of red and green reports — This is Foojutsu

A young white man in glasses and slicked back 80s mullet wearing a "power glove" and wearing t t-shirt and worn brown leather jacket with jeans holds a large oldfashioned keyboard on one shoulder and sits in front of two old computers and technical clutter — And this is Foojutsu

The face of the character Neo from the Matrix, played by Keanu Reeves, is shown with a surprised look on his face. His face is overlayed on a screen GUI showing several different panes of text and info including a 3d model of a crouching fighter — But mainly this is foojutsu

Make other developers tap out.