When Neil Diamond first went Super Saiyan during his 50th Anniversary world tour, there wasn’t a dry eye in the house. Every true Diamond fan on the globe had been waiting with bated breath for the moment Neil’s latent Saiyan powers would finally top level 9000 and his perfectly coiffed sable locks would turn windswept and blonde.
When he tested his newly powerful kamehameha wave on the crowd the result was less than ideal, but after a bit of training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, we’re confident that Neil will be able to collect all the dragon balls and summon Shenron with his next rendition of “Sweet Caroline.”