- Canadian Bacon for our friends in the north
- Country Ham for those feeling a bit 2019 Billy Ray Cyrus (Pro tip: remove the ham bone)
- City Ham for us city folk
- Taylor Ham if you’re from the North East or Taylor Swift.
- SPAM if you wanna get legit
- The best type of ham is whatever you love. There is no wrong answer for the type of ham that should be Hawaiian Pizza.