I’m going to use this brief foray onto the internet to tell you why you should definitely eat caramel for dinner.
We need to talk about dinner
Let me tell you a little something about that oft-neglected third meal of the day. You know, the one that comes after breakfast and lunch.
It’s gotten bland.
Chicken this, tacos that. Booooring. Even with spices and sides, the ability of chicken to satisfy your evening hunger is severely limited, and don’t even get me started on salads. Give me a salad, and I’ll reply with a quote from the inimitable director of the Pawnee Department of Parks and Recreation: “you’ve given me the food that my food eats.”
The solution
It’s time we shook things up. How, you ask? With caramel. It’s high time we all ate caramel for dinner. What kind of caramel? It doesn’t even matter. You could eat plain old caramels, salted caramels, or just attack a jar of Mrs. Richardson’s with a spoon. Trust me. It’ll be worth it.
For about 15 minutes.
Mozseoclass.com
This site, mozseoclass.com, was created with the intent to teach all in attendance about how SEO works. It’s a silly site, yes. But it has all sorts of interesting stories about caramel, so that’s good.
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Updated: 6/7/2017