Vegan Pizza in Seattle

Delicious vegan pizza.

Sometimes you just need some pizza.

Delicious vegan pizza. What is a vegan to do when it’s time for beer and pizza with friends? What happens when it’s the perfectly rainy Saturday for Netflix, couch quality testing, and pizza for three squares a day? If you live in Seattle, you jump online and find the best vegan pizza within 15-minutes of your place – delivery or pick-up – it doesn’t matter. Pizza is the key.

Delivery Options for Vegan Pizza in Seattle

Map of vegan pizza places.Your options vary by neighborhood, and everyone thinks they know the best location. Check out your options using our map. You can set your preference by crust, sauce, cheese, toppings, etc.

Pick-Up Options for Vegan Pizza in Seattle

Your options vary by neighborhood, and everyone thinks they know the best location. Check out your options using our map. You can set your preference by crust, sauce, cheese, toppings, etc. Save a few bucks by picking your order up, but don’t skimp on the tip!

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There are always deals on pizza. Check out the amazing deals in the HappyCow app or Groupon app.

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Ghostbusters Ghost Classification (CDI) System

Have you ever been interested in the level of hauntings in your house? Not sure if you should seek professional help? The Ghostbusters Ghost Classification (CDI) System can you help you understand the type of entity you are dealing with.

Ghostbusters Ghost Classification (CDI) System

Class 1

Class 1 entities are lower-powered manifestations that lack enough psychokinetic mass to affect the physical environment. As a result, they tend to fade in and out of the physical plane. They are characterized as not being fully developed and as echoes of feeling. These entities are only capable of localized cold spots, unexplained lights and/or sounds, and occasionally, telekinetic contact. Typically referred to as a Residual Haunting (Stone Tape).

Class 2

Class 2 entities have a slightly stronger grip on the physical plane than a Class 1 but also does not fully manifest. They do have the ability to possess inanimate objects for a longer span of continuous time.

Class 3

Class 3 entities are humanoid and exhibit general behavior. The types of manifestations vary from a corporeal form virtually indistinguishable from a living person to a mockery of humanity, with distended features and exaggerated behaviors. The constant factor of a Class 3 is their identity is unknown, potentially to themselves as well. [5] Identifying an entity has varied results. A Class 3 who knows its identity will either pass on to the next plane of existence or more fully resist the urge.Class 3 Entity - A perfect example known as a Shadow Person

Class 4

Class 4 entities are like Class 3’s in that they have a human form. However, a Class 4 knows its identity and possesses memories or replicas of memories from their past life. Dealing with a Class 4 can require research into the life of that person in order to solve the case at hand; typically that of their wants desires, addictions, and habits. A Class 4 is capable of immense power if there is a source to draw from, such as the collection of Psychomagnotheric Slime known as the River of Slime or the raw ambient energy of Gozer as it built up towards its next manifestation. In these cases, the Class 4 can exhibit power that is typical of a Class 6 or Class 7.

Class 5

Class 5 entities are fully formed manifestations most often the by-product of highly charged emotions and ambient psychokinetic energy. They can have human characteristics like limbs and a discernible face but otherwise has a non-human form and lacks personality and/or intelligence.

Class 6

A Class 6 entity manifest in forms and behaviors that are exclusively animal in nature. While they match the appetites and instincts of their living counterpart, a Class 6 can manifest in varying sizes.

Class 7

A Class 7 entity is the most powerful class and includes godlike beings, demons, and other powerful manifestations. They are capable of communication with humans and are not totally alien in their thought processes, desires, emotional needs, and their origins. Class 7 entities are to be avoided and usually luck is the only way to survive an encounter.

Why Everyone Should Eat Caramel for Dinner

I’m going to use this brief foray onto the internet to tell you why you should definitely eat caramel for dinner.

We need to talk about dinner

Let me tell you a little something about that oft-neglected third meal of the day. You know, the one that comes after breakfast and lunch.

It’s gotten bland.

Chicken this, tacos that. Booooring. Even with spices and sides, the ability of chicken to satisfy your evening hunger is severely limited, and don’t even get me started on salads. Give me a salad, and I’ll reply with a quote from the inimitable director of the Pawnee Department of Parks and Recreation: “you’ve given me the food that my food eats.”

The solution

It’s time we shook things up. How, you ask? With caramel. It’s high time we all ate caramel for dinner. What kind of caramel? It doesn’t even matter. You could eat plain old caramels, salted caramels, or just attack a jar of Mrs. Richardson’s with a spoon. Trust me. It’ll be worth it.

For about 15 minutes.

Caramel on a dinner plate
We should all eat caramel for dinner.

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This site, mozseoclass.com, was created with the intent to teach all in attendance about how SEO works. It’s a silly site, yes. But it has all sorts of interesting stories about caramel, so that’s good.

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What a Ghostless weekend!

Finally we had the ghostless weekend!

Last weekend my husband and I went exploring in the neighborhood dressed like pirates. We were looking to scare the ghosts in the neighborhood. We started our search by visiting one of the local restaurant ‘Monsoon’, we enjoyed our dinner there. After that yummy and satisfying dinner we started towards the residential area. Our thought was that ghosts could be found in the darker rather than lively market area. We were wrong or we were delusional. We saw no ghosts, no rats and no cats.

woman dressed as pirate
Woman pirate

What we saw are dogs

There were dogs that didn’t liked our getup, become suspicious and chased us down the road. I ran very fast to stay ahead of the dogs that was the fastest as I ever could. I even beat my husband by a millimeter too. I am so proud of my running.

Self discovery

When I ran that fast to save my life I realized that I am running. So, the question for me is what I do with this discovery. I am going to start running! Yes, you read it right I am going to run marathons. The ghostless weekend turned into the resolution for running marathons.

Formulating plans

I am starting next weekend, to train for running. I am reading blogs and articles on the running training. It looks like that I have to start by investing in a good pair of running shoes. My training from working at REI will come handy now, also I can use help from experts at REI. Then, my first leg of training would be learning some stretches and running in the neighborhood. Stay tuned for more to come on my training here.

The ghostless weekend turned into a start of running for me, what a discovery!

 

Nightmare Dachshunds Terrorize My Family

Feature image of a snarling nightmare dachshund

An aggressive, black & tan nightmare dachshund, snarling and baring its teeth.

Just the Meanest:

Dachshunds are the meanest li’l dogs, they give my whole family nightmares. My son is plagued by visions of nightmare dachshunds that chase after him and nip at his ankles with their sharp teeth. We held a seance in our home about a month ago, and I think our dark magic summoned them from the pits of dog hell to our house. I’ve tried countless times to find a local priest that will exorcise my home, but none of them want to deal with these damned dogs.

Sausages With Fangs:

They’re like little furry, fanged sausages, these nightmare dachshunds. I often see red eyes about a foot off the ground in dark corners of the house, and I know to stay away. Once, my family had to evacuate the home for a full week. When we returned, there was dog fur and deer carcasses everywhere. I’ve been cleaning blood off the floors since, and keep finding intestines in odd places. Because of the dogs and the literal bloody mess, I haven’t been able to have guests over in ages. I used to be a fantastic hostess before this dog infestation.

GIF image of a nightmare dachshund running with a gun

Please Help:

I want my pre-nightmare dachshund life back. The children are scared, my marriage is on the rocks, I no longer hold cocktail hours in the salon, and I’m tripping over bloody demon dogs when I get up in the middle of the night to use the loo. If you know a priest, or someone who can successfully sage a home, please contact me at (206) 867-5309. Any help with this problem would be greatly appreciated, and I’m losing hope quickly.

Media Enquiries:

If you’re interested in my story, and would like to contact me for a television or radio appearance, or even (best case scenario) a book deal about my ordeal, please contact my editors, Trash Kween von Hippel. Thank you!

Running is Life

Why I run?

For me, running has always be a meditative act, when I run, I think. Most of my creative ideas are written in my head while running.

Running also makes me feel empowered and resilient. There is no greater sense of satisfaction than what you get from setting a personal goal and conquering it. The runner’s high really does exist, both immediately after a run and in the longterm—from the confidence that crossing finish lines gives you that carries over into your daily life. When you accomplish hard things, you realize that you have the strength to not let anything get you down.

Running through downtown Seattle
Nike Run Club – Seattle

Running  brings me community and awareness.  It has connected me with so many other runners, both in person through running groups and online. It has made me aware of the many charities that people run for, the causes that are close to their hearts and drive them towards pushing through mile after mile when it gets tough.

Group runs are the best!
Nike Run Club – Seattle
I run because there’s always the chance to be extraordinary.
Fun runs with my Nike family!
NIke Run Club – Seattle

Master Foojutsu

Master Foojutsu, master your code

Foojutsu – Is it a martial art? Is it a programming language?
Yes.

Master the art of Foojutsu to take your programming skills to the next level. Also build strength, endurance, and internal ki energy. You’re thinking, “this is a joke, right? I think I saw this on Redit before right?” The answers to your questions are yes, no.

“So, what is foojutsu?”  You may be asking.  I don’t know, this is all made up.  I need some more text to make a full paragraph.  But maybe, just maybe, it will work anyway.  They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so here’s a few thousand.

Foojutsu is not

Young white man in cluttered garage about to karate chop a keyboard laying across two computer boxes.
This is not Foojutsu

Foojutsu is

A woman in business suite and glasses breaking keyboard over a mans head as he clutches a pile of red and green reports
This is Foojutsu
A young white man in glasses and slicked back 80s mullet wearing a "power glove" and wearing t t-shirt and worn brown leather jacket with jeans holds a large oldfashioned keyboard on one shoulder and sits in front of two old computers and technical clutter
And this is Foojutsu
The face of the character Neo from the Matrix, played by Keanu Reeves, is shown with a surprised look on his face. His face is overlayed on a screen GUI showing several different panes of text and info including a 3d model of a crouching fighter
But mainly this is foojutsu

Make other developers tap out.