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When You See A Devin Made Sweater, You Know It!

Has anyone noticed the fly sweater’s that Devin will swagger into the office wearing? It’s as if he found his old great-grandfather’s trunk of pullover gems! Each one complete with its own personality and a mysteriously musty smell from the sliced bread era.

Devin’s Sweaters Originated In Seattle

While his green tea steeped, Devin realized his dream of making the world’s best sweaters. He knew it wouldn’t be easy, but it would be woolth it. Get it? “Wool-th it”. I digress.

Despite knowing that the alpaca were in short supply in the area, Devin got resourceful and started incorporating in all sorts of other animal hair to spin into yarn; dog, goat, squirrel, and Sasquatch. Next time you notice Devin petting Lettie Pickles, just notice how he delicately places any obtained LettieMFPickle’s hairs into his pocket.

Brit’s Handmade Sweater

One Christmas I came down with cabin fever (and “family time” sweats) in the middle of Tim-buck-too, Minnesota and decided to be a crazy person and knit my brother this sweater in 5 days:

We were all a bit shocked that the outcome actually represented a sweater. As my first attempt years before resembled a large dolly that had three holes in it.

I often think a tiny Rumplestiltskin came in at night to help me finish it.

Speaking of Rumplestiltskin, Reading Partners is a reading volunteer program in Denver, and my first grader Samuel used to tell me that his other tutor Ashlie (who is as sweet as she is beautiful) looked just like the Princess. I would praise him by saying, “Wow, you’re absolutely right! That looks just like Ashlie!”. He would later say, “Your boney hands look just like Rumplestiltskin’s!” …that kid was onto something.

Devin Made Sweaters Will Be At The Seattle Market July 15th

Come one, come all! Devin Made Sweaters will be at the Seattle Market for a limited time only. If you have any other questions about D.M.S. please contact Devin at 202-543-2342.

I’ll leave you with this adorable, Devin inspired sweater: